Biff and Dave

Written and illustrated by Jonathan Ingram

Biff and Dave are both working in front of their laptops before Biff breaks the silence.

Biff: Oh my god!

Dave: What’s wrong Biff?

Biff: A substantial amount of money has just been withdrawn from my bank account.

Dave: Maybe those Sony hackers sold your bank details after all?

Biff: Bah, that’s all I need.

Suddenly the office phone starts to ring.

Biff: Hmm, put it on speaker phone.

Biff: Hello?

Seb Coe: Hi, it’s Seb Coe here. Congratulations on securing tickets to London 2012 for the Greco-Roman Wrestling.

Biff is visibly annoyed at the situation he now finds himself in.

Dave: Ha ha, that’s even worse!