Biff and Dave

Written and illustrated by Jonathan Ingram

Biff is in the middle of a client meeting.

Client: We need a new website my dear old thing. It needs to use the very latest gadgets. I want all the bells and whistles you can throw at it. But let’s not beat around the bush here, I’m talking about HTML5 and CSS3.

Biff is amazed at what the client has just requested.

Biff: Wow really, but what about your customers who use old web browsers?

Biff begins to get really excited as he hears the client’s response.

Client: My dear old thing, anyone not using a Webkit Nightly Build is going to miss out.

It then becomes clear that Biff is actually dreaming. In reality Dave is trying to wake Biff up whilst being engulfed in error reports.

Dave: Biff wake up! We need to fix lots of extra-tough super-hard very difficult IE6 bugs.