Desert Island Disks
Written and illustrated by Jonathan Ingram
Floppy Disk is asleep in his hammock before he’s awoken by a conversation near him.
5.25-inch Floppy: Are you a DVD?
GD-ROM: No.
5.25-inch Floppy: CD-ROM?
GD-ROM: No.
5.25-inch Floppy: HD DVD?
GD-ROM: No.
5.25-inch Floppy: DVD-RAM?
GD-ROM: No.
Floppy Disk decides to jump out of his hammock to interrupt.
Floppy Disk: 5.25-inch Floppy, you playing that stupid game again?
Floppy Disk: Look, he’s the same as he was yesterday, which was a GD-ROM for the Dreamcast.
Floppy disk turns to GD-ROM.
Floppy Disk: And as for you, you should know better! Stop taking advantage of his limited memory.
Suddenly 5.25-inch Floppy interrupts.
5.25-inch Floppy: Who am I again?
Both Floppy Disk and GD-ROM are left flabbergasted by the comment.