Biff and Dave
Written and illustrated by Jonathan Ingram
Biff is conducting a job interview with Leoric from Visionaries.
Biff: So Mr Leoric what skills would you bring to the company?
Leoric: I have many talents. I’m a curative microblogger…
Biff ponders to himself.
Biff: Hmm, probably means he has a blog somewhere.
Leoric: …I’m a marketing strategist…
Biff ponders to himself.
Biff: That obviously means he doesn’t know the web.
Leoric: …I’m socially media aware…
Biff ponders to himself.
Biff: In other words he has a Twitter account.
Leoric: …I’m consumer electronically connected…
Biff ponders to himself.
Biff: What the hell does that mean?
Leoric: …I’m an HTML5 guru and I’m a digital visionary.
Biff: I’m afraid you’re not what we’re looking for.
Leoric: What, no way!
Biff: Sorry I thought a ‘visionary’ would have envisaged that outcome.
Leoric: Like I said, I have many talents.
The totem on Leoric’s chest begins the process of turning him into a lion.
Biff: Whoops, time to leave!