Biff and Dave

Written and illustrated by Jonathan Ingram

The scene begins at the W3C courtroom.

Attorney: …and thus I’d like to propose the removal of <hgroup> from the HTML5 spec.

Judge: I agree, the element is too hard to grasp.

Suddenly Phoenix Wright interrupts.

Phoenix Wright: Objection! My client believes it preserves the outlining algorithm.

Judge: Objection overruled.

Phoenix Wright is dejected and holds his head in his hands.

Phoenix Wright: My client is not going to like this.

Meanwhile, back at the office.

Dave: I can’t believe how many websites we need to edit.

Biff: Shut up and keep editing.