Biff and Dave

Written and illustrated by Jonathan Ingram

Biff and Dave are both working in front of their laptops before Biff breaks the silence.

Biff: It’s that time of year again. The yearly AVG anti-virus update.

Dave: Tin hats at the ready then. What’s it asking for this year?

Biff: It wants AVG Secure Search to be our default provider.

Dave is now looking very annoyed.

Dave: But I just want it to catch viruses!

Biff: It allows us to check our Facebook messages in one click.

Dave: But I just want it to catch viruses!

Biff: Wow, we can get weather forecasts for our city.

Dave: But I just want it to catch viruses!

Biff: Windows Apps like Notepad and Calculator can be launched too.

Dave: If it tries to install any more crapware my laptop’s gonna…

Before Dave has a chance to finish speaking the whole room blows up. The final panel shows the explosion as a three-dimensional image (if viewed with 3-D glasses).