Biff and Dave
Written and illustrated by Jonathan Ingram
Biff and Dave are both working in front of their laptops before Biff breaks the silence.
Biff: It’s that time of year again. The yearly AVG anti-virus update.
Dave: Tin hats at the ready then. What’s it asking for this year?
Biff: It wants AVG Secure Search to be our default provider.
Dave is now looking very annoyed.
Dave: But I just want it to catch viruses!
Biff: It allows us to check our Facebook messages in one click.
Dave: But I just want it to catch viruses!
Biff: Wow, we can get weather forecasts for our city.
Dave: But I just want it to catch viruses!
Biff: Windows Apps like Notepad and Calculator can be launched too.
Dave: If it tries to install any more crapware my laptop’s gonna…
Before Dave has a chance to finish speaking the whole room blows up. The final panel shows the explosion as a three-dimensional image (if viewed with 3-D glasses).